FINGER IT OUT
Od. so I've only gor a minute to write and I decedes to not lood at the keys whioe I type to see if I could habelo it withour to many mistakedm, and apparently I can;t handle it . so see if I vevr type again. I don't want tom escuse me, I donpg, sorry, i donpm, hoik, no , hold on... I donllo;'gto09--- DON'G AAAADDDFJJJKKKKLLDSSDFFSEEDCCCC. OK... I don't want to type anymore, not like this. I'm not disslecksick, I promise--dependent on spell-check, yes-- but my fingers have no brains. I gotta watch everything they do, and every time they make a mistake, I'm the one making sure they do it right. I thank God for the backspace key. Sometimes, they start to get out of hand, and after fussin' at'em all day, I just let them MAKE their stupid mistakes without saying a word about it. I figure they're old enough to look after themselves, shoot, they're almost as old as me,anyway, why should I be babysittin' them all day? Fingers...
posted by Timberlace Designs at 11:55 PM
18 Comments:
You are such a goofball.
But you are my goofball!!
Love you much,
me
i just this minute found your blog...by accident, through looking at noelle's blog...by accident!
why didn't anyone tell me???'
is it still that i am the last to know anything?
po me.
well, you have a good thing going with your fingers and the backspace. it means gthat you automatically know when you have typed a typo and your right pinkie automatically goes to backspace.
this plays **## with trying to take a timed test but you won't need to worry about that so count your blessings.
others who have to rely on spell check don't always have it available.
i love you.
your bobba
i'll try one more time.
instead of typing all i did before i got erased or something...just remind me to tell you about fingers and proofreading.
i love you,
bobba
since february???:??
ok,
now you are on my desktop.
i'll never lose you again.
but TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!
bobba
i am totally awed. i should have known you had all this in you after all the good, good stuff you have written in my cards all these years.
i love you and i'm so glad i found you for my jennifer.
bobba
Only one bathroom is working?
I would like to know how M.E. got you to ber her daughter's husband...
Older Brother
You like the Back Space key? I myself prefer the Caps Lock key. I hit it every time I walk out of the house with a hat on, and to date it's never blown off. In close second comes the Shift key since I can hit it as I pick up speed in my typing and it makes me feel like I'm driving a car. For some unexplicable reason, the ~ key is my next favorite but I'm getting counseling for that. In fourth place comes the, oh stop it...
You need to come in and see me. Right away.
Dear face: Next time you feel an itch, scratch it yourself. We don't feel like babysitting you any more.
I like the "Control" key - I love punching it - you should too - press it it now - do it - press it - you're going to love it - do it - press it NOW!
Whoa. I, um, have to read people's blogs pretty quickly, skimming-like, you know, cause I only have a few seconds at a time when Hank Adam is happy not being held, and I miss a lot of stuff this way, mainly the point, sometimes, but I HAVE TO read yours fast because it gives me this weird feeling in my nerves like there is going to be a test on this stuff and I am LOST. Also, I'm afraid that I'm not smart enough to understand it even if I read it very thoroughly. But the part I have a pretty good mental grasp on is that you do deserve a heck of a lot of respect, and you've got it from Hank and me, you do look nice and slim and healthy even though you apparently never get enough sleep, and I love it when you go deep cause you take us with you. I, too, HATE trivial pursuit but I love showing off when I know some trivial fact and you are always nice about acting interested.
LOVE YOU!!!!By the way, if anyone cares, I really like the flying window key. Its cute and I think it really doesn't have many friends.
--Nichole
I personally like the function key.
Everyone who knows me, knows how terrible I am at multi-tasking and so I truly appreciate one who can. And if we want to get technical, which I can do well actually, Mr. Function Key really equips all the other little keys to be great multi-taskers.
What a great leader!
You go, Mr. Function Key, GO!!!
:)
I just love that little Escape key. One second I'm in the doldrums at my computer terminal and the next I'm sippin Pina Colodas in Barbados! Yeah, the escape key does it for me! By the way, do you play the doldrums, I understand they are very hard to manage, without an escape key of course.
My absolute favorite key is without a doubt - Delete! Of course, I've always had a thing for Letes. They're just so cute and sometimes you can almost tell just what they're thinking. That being said, they're just so dang frustrating sometimes you just want to punch 'em. That's when I hit Delete. They require discipline. We should all hit delete more often - the world could use better behaved letes!
I threw my keyboard away. I only use the mouse.
Hank and Nichole are the only ones who passed the test. Everyone else go get a real job and try harder next time.
Oooh, I just figured out what you did with the title there! Finger it out... You used "finger" instead of "figure", and "it out" instead of no, wait. I'm lost. Ok, I'm pointing a finger at you, figure out which one.
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